that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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