My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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