Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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