I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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