just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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