He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
if only i could text you this smell
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
My dick has a subreddit
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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