hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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