Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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