Are we in a gay sports bar?
i think i have herpe
just one?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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