You're so nebulous sometimes
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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