is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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