I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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