my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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