I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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