He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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