Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Randomize
