friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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