What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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