Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Randomize
