is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
