Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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