I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
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