He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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