I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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