I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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