He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Randomize