im gay
i know
yea but for you.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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