How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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