That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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