He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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