I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
