my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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