i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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