I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Randomize
