Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
His nipple licking is glorious
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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