you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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