What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Randomize
