apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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