Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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