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I'm gonna have a badass scar
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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