I'm going to rape someone's good day.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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