So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Someone shit on the floor
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
