Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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