Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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