There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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