Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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