Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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