Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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