I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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