elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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