Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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