You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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