The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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