i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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