I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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