He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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